Funny Carpet Fitter Jokes

Dennis a carpet fitter had just finished laying a carpet for mrs branch.

Funny carpet fitter jokes.

There is a lot more carpet jokes and rug humor out there on the internet than i would ever have imagined. The autopsy led the police to arrest the carpenter who subsequently confessed. I knew within five minutes because they told me. Oh i d heard a few carpet jokes myself over the years.

See more bird jokes funny pictures stories and videos. Collecting unemployment ole and sven worked together and both were laid off so they headed over to the unemployment office. Warning oc what does a mexican carpet fitter say to his donkey when he s late. Aug 12 2019 explore hopkins carpet one s board flooring humor on pinterest.

In the middle of the room under the carpet was a bump. Police think it was the work of rug addicts. 101funjokes has funny carpenter jokes lawyer jokes and doctor jokes. A vegan and a cross fitter walk into a bar together.

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He stepped out for a smoke only to realize he d lost his cigarettes. This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter. He popped outside out for a smoke only to realise that he had mislaid his cigarettes. Yup they were working in a carpit.

See more ideas about humor funny bones funny. The cabinet maker is an accomplished counter fitter. When ole was asked his occupation he replied panty stitcher. The fitter says because i am smarter than you.

The evidence against him was irrefutable because it was found that the workman when he died was hammered. I knock myself out. Warning oc what does a mexican carpet fitter say to his donkey when he s late. Even came up with one after watching the guys in a oil change outfit working in a pit under my car.

I sew elastic onto cotton panties the clerk looked up panty stitcher and found it classed as unskilled labor so she gave ole 250 a week unemployment pay. Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats.