He stepped out for a smoke only to realize he d lost his cigarettes.
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In the middle the room under the carpet was a bump.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
There are no answers as to when this.
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Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats.
Just got fired from da carpet factory.
Nor are puns the only form of carpet humor not by a long shot.
Walking down the red carpet suddenly i felt very special and different.
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Or perhaps it was the era of the renaissance when people just couldn t handel the music of handel.
This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter.
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All the flashlights from cameras and requesting voices from the media the scene it was just like what i remembered seeing on tv or a movie when i was a little girl the scene only when movie stars appeared.
Was it the first humans who mistakenly called the sabertooth tiger a lightsabertooth tiger.
Or maybe it all started in the middle ages when by a long shot the trebuchet was the most powerful weapon.
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72 of them in fact.
Mar 1 2016 sometimes you just have to laugh at the stains.
There are some carpet stories out there too a carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
He stepped out for a smoke only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes.
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